|
District 15 |
Tell your
friends
where to look
qccruz-news.com |
 |
May 2009
Fri.
01 International Female Ride Day!
OK Ladies, not that you needed an excuse
to Ride, but today you should!
www.motoress.com
www.harley-davidson.com/womenriders.
Sat.
02 25th Annual Bi-State
Motorcycle Awareness Ride!
This is the 'Ride' that's been helping save
lives in the QC for twenty five years!
Support all motorcycle riders and show the
community we care. web
site
02 Wiebler's Harley-Davidson Mothers Day Sale!
Wiebler's Harley-Davidson.
www.weiblers.com
02 2nd Annual Freedom Ride. All Bikes Welcome. Leave at
12 noon from the
parking lot across from the Mississippi
Valley Fair Grounds on West Locust
Street Davenport, IA. Ride ends at
the Rockingham Bar & Grill.
Questions? call Scotty 563-370-3144.
02 CMA Quad-City Victory Riders "After Bi-State Ride"
Meet at BP station by
the Deerfield Inn Silvis, IL for ride
to Morrison, IL for Dinner. For info call
Bob
Hartley at 309-764-1661, or Bob James at 309-944-5789.
Sun.
03 28th Auto Parts Swap Meet (Motorcycles too) 7:30am-1pm at
the Fairgrounds
Parking lot in Monticello, IA. For
info call 319-465-5119.
03 19th Annual Freedom Rally, Springfield, IL
www.abate-il.org
Tues.
05 Mighty Mississippi HOG Chapter members meeting 7pm at
Wilwert's
meeting room 145 North Crescent
Ridge Dubuque, IA. 563-557-8040
www.wilwerts.com
www.mightymississippihog.com
05 Chief Blackhawk, Antique Motorcycle Club of America
members
monthly meeting 7pm at the
Hickory Gardens Restaurant 3311 Hickory
Grove Road Davenport, IA.
www.chiefblackhawk.org/
05 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H'. Meet at Culver's
in Moline at 6:30pm.
All Riders are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
05 Sauk Trail HOG Chapter 1034 members meeting at the Station
Restaurant,
300 House Street Kewanee, IL.
www.reimanshd.com
05 GWRRA Illinois Chapter H2 members meeting. In the
Knox Room at the
Broadview Restaurant in the America's Best
Value Inn, 29 Public Square
Galesburg, IL. Buffet at 6:30pm,
meeting at 7:30pm. www.ilh2.org
05 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members
ride to H2 meeting.
Leave Get-N-Go in Coal Valley at 5: 15pm.
05 Two Wheel Tuesday 6-10pm at Desperados Bar & Grill in
Wheatland, IA.
Food Baskets, Buckets of Beer, Bike Contest
at 7:30pm and Featuring G-Spot
Entertainment.
Wed.
06 GWRRA Region E IL. Chapter H2 "Highway Wingers" members
meeting 6:30pm at the Broadview
Restaurant Galesburg, IL.
gwrrailchapterh2.homestead.com
06 West Central Illinois HOG Chapter #2021 members meeting 7pm at
Nees Harley-Davidson 131
Soangetaha Road Galesburg, IL.
www.neesharley-davidson.com
06 Bike Night at Blueport Junction 6:30-8:30pm with 97X
and Beth Davis live
remote. 6605 West River
Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
06 Wednesday Bike Night at Lady Di's Parkview Inn.
$2.00 Domestic Beer and
$2.50 Sandwich Baskets from 5-8pm. 18117
270th Street Parkview, IA
563-285-6770.
06 Jammers Roadhouse Wednesday Nights with
Tracy & Looney Linda, 6-9pm.
Enter to WIN a Custom
Paint Job worth $1700 from Big River Customs and
Artist, Vicki
Racer from Port Byron, IL. Also weekly prizes of a
FREE Tattoo
and Miller Lite & Jack Daniels products.
$2.00 Miller Specials
Jammerz Roadhouse, Route 2 & 92 3729 248th Street North
Hillsdale, IL.
309-523-3940
www.jammerzroadhouse.com
Thurs.
07 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members meeting at Del's Eatery
& Pub
102 Le Claire Road, Eldridge, IA. Eat at
6pm meet at 7pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
07 Ducky's Lagoon "The Original Bike Night"
Hwy 92 West of Andalusia, IL.
www.duckyslagoon.com
07 Dinner Ride to Ducky's Lagoon. Leave 5:30pm from Brenny's
Motorcycle
Clinic 4426 State Street Bettendorf, IA to
Brenny's Cycle Works 1801 37th
Avenue East Moline, IL. Take a scenic
ride to Ducky's Lagoon for dinner and
music! All Bikes welcome. Ride
weather permitting.
For info call 563-359-7222 or
309-796-1664. www.brennys.com
www.brennyscycleworkssuzuki.com
www.duckyslagoon.com
07 Chopper's Bar & Grill 'Bike Night' 7-9pm, $2.00 Bud products and
Live
remote with 104.9. 17228 RT 5 & 92
East Moline, IL 309-496-1070.
Sat.
09 Central Illinois ABATE members meeting, 7pm at Club 21, 74
North
Chambers Galesburg, IL.
www.centralilabate.org
09 GWRRA Chapter "H" members meeting, 6-8pm.
09 Black Hawk ABATE Windshield Wash 12-2pm at the
Eastbound side Rest
Area of I-74 at mile marker 28.
Interested helpers should be there at 11:30am.
www.abate-il.org/blackhawk
09 Iowa ABATE District 15 members 1st Annual Menage A Trois Fun
Run.
TBA!
www.abateiowa.org/districts/d15/
09 Sauk Trail HOG Chapter 1034 members Ride For The Cure.
Meet at
Kickapoo 9am for breakfast.
www.reimanshd.com
09 Heartland HOG Chapter #1355 members ride to Sherrill leaving at
10am from
Clinton Harley-Davidson.
www.clintonharleydavidson.com
09 Wiebler's Harley-Davidson Buell / V-Rod Demo Day 10am-2pm.
www.wieblers.com
09 Hillcrest Resort Poker Run $10.00 per person.
Breakfast 7-10am, registration
10-noon. Free tent camping set up 7am-noon.
Entertainment to follow Poker
Run. Door Prizes, Drink Specials,
Raffles & Of Course A Chance To Win
Some Cash. It's time to rev up your
engines and take a tour of the Quad-
Cities! Part of proceeds to benefit GrowMinistry.org Rain date May 10th.
16260 East 350th Street Orion, IL
309-526-8700
www.hillcrest-resort.com
flyer
09 First Rumble at the Harley-Davidson Museum in Milwaukee, Wis.
flyer
09 Illinois ABATE Big River Chapter Hog Roast,
Bike Show & Fun Run
at the Outpost Bar & Grill (2 miles North
of Fulton, IL on Route 84)
Fun Run sign in 9-10am at the VFW in
Savanna, IL. Bike Show sign up 12-
1pm. Live Games 2-4pm, Auction 4-5pm,
Vendors all day and the great
Ron LaPuma Band 5-8pm.
For info call Jim at 309-737-5978.
Thanks Mike.
Sun.
10 American Legion Riders Iowa Chapter 154 members meeting,
6:30pm
at the Bettendorf VFW 2814 State Street
Bettendorf, Iowa.
www.americanlegionrider.com
10 Black Hawk ABATE membership meeting 1:30pm at PK Dugan's
Sport Bar
& Grill 1443 1st Street Silvis, IL.
www.abate-il.org/blackhawk
10 Eagle Riders Group "Mothers Day" Pancake Breakfast, 9-noon,
$6.00.
Davenport Eagle's Club 4401 West Locust
Street Davenport, IA.
10 Central Illinois ABATE Awareness
Ride Parade. Sign up 11-1pm.
www.centralilabate.org
Tues.
12 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H'. Meet at Culver's
in Moline at 6:30pm.
All Riders are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
12 Long Shot Cruise Night 3312 West Rock Falls, IL.
5:30-8:30pm.
For info call 815-441-0246.
12 Two Wheel Tuesday 6-10pm at Desperados Bar & Grill in
Wheatland, IA.
Food Baskets, Buckets of Beer, Bike Contest
at 7:30pm and Featuring G-Spot
Entertainment.
12 Tuesday Night Bike Night at Hollars Bar & Grill, 4050 27th Street
Moline, IL.
309-277-9028. $4.50 pitchers, .99cent
Tacos and a chance to win a 'VIP'
Pass to Sturgis on the River June 17th -
20th.
Wed.
13 Bike Night at Blueport Junction 6:30-8:30pm with 97X and Beth
Davis live
remote. 6605 West River
Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
13 Wednesday Bike Night at Lady Di's Parkview Inn.
$2.00 Domestic Beer and
$2.50 Sandwich Baskets from 5-8pm. 18117
270th Street Parkview, IA
563-285-6770.
13 Jammers Roadhouse Wednesday Nights with
Tracy & Looney Linda, 6-9pm.
Enter to WIN a Custom
Paint Job worth $1700 from Big River Customs and
Artist, Vicki
Racer from Port Byron, IL. Also weekly prizes of a
FREE Tattoo
and Miller Lite & Jack Daniels products.
$2.00 Miller Specials
Jammerz Roadhouse, Route 2 & 92 3729 248th Street North
Hillsdale, IL.
309-523-3940
www.jammerzroadhouse.com
Thurs.
14 Ducky's Lagoon "The Original Bike Night"
Hwy 92 West of Andalusia, IL.
www.duckyslagoon.com
14 Dinner Ride to Ducky's Lagoon. Leave 5:30pm from Brenny's
Motorcycle
Clinic 4426 State Street Bettendorf, IA to
Brenny's Cycle Works 1801 37th
Avenue East Moline, IL. Take a scenic
ride to Ducky's Lagoon for dinner and
music! All Bikes welcome. Ride
weather permitting.
For info call 563-359-7222 or
309-796-1664. www.brennys.com
www.brennyscycleworkssuzuki.com
www.duckyslagoon.com
14-16 Circle Of Pride MC Presents the Hog Wild Rodeo 2009,
Conesville, Iowa.
http://flexhosting.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/events6.jpg
http://circleofpridemc.com/
14 Chopper's Bar & Grill 'Bike Night' 7-9pm, $2.00 Bud
products and Live
remote with 104.9. 17228 RT 5 & 92
East Moline, IL 309-496-1070.
Fri.
15 Bike Down To I-Town! Midwest's largest Bike Night,
Indianola, IA.
www.bikedowntoitown.com
15 Bike Night at Poopy's. Live entertainment and free tent
camping.
Route 84 Savanna, IL.
www.poopys.com
15-17 Niehaus Cycle Sales Appreciation Days XXIII!
Niehaus Cycle Sales, 718 Old Route 66
Litchfield, IL
www.niehauscycle.com
Sat.
16 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H' members meeting, 6-8pm.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
16 Quad Cities Cruisers Open Run XXVII Car Show,
6-9:30pm at
South Park Mall in Moline, IL. For info
call Mike at 309-799-1176 or
John at 563-332-6122.
www.quadcitiescruisers.org
16 GWRRA Illinois Chapter H2 MAD wind shield wash at the
Woodhull, IL
I-74 rest area, 12-2pm.
www.ilh2.org
16 Sauk Trail HOG Chapter 1034 members ride to Ride for the Cure.
Meet at Kickapoo (Exit 82 on I-74) 9am for
Breakfast. Questions call Brent.
www.reimanshd.com
16 Quad Cities Victory Riders CMA Motorcycle Blessing!
10am-1pm, no charge.
At Poopy's, Route 84 in Savanna, IL.
For more info call Brent at 563-357-4937.
www.poopys.com
16 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members
meeting 9am at
the Davenport, IA Machine Shed.
Breakfast at 8am.
16 13th Annual Ride For The Cure Parade Of Motorcycles.
Sign in 10am at the
Shoppes at Grand Prairie in Peoria, IL.
$20.00 per person / $30.00 per
couple. All proceeds will benefit
breast cancer education, treatment and
research. For info contact
peoriarideforthecure@yahoo.com
16 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members Day Ride to the Chrome
Horse in Cedar
Rapids, IA, Leave Wieblers HD at 9am.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
16 Bar-Hop Fund Raiser for the Rock Island County Animal Shelter.
Ride starts at Noon at the Wide Open Bar,
Grill and Racing 425 15th Street
(Downtown) Moline, IL. Donations of
Dog/Cat Food, treats and cash good
for a FREE Lunch at Rides end. Get
there early and enjoy Biscuits and Gravy
for $3.00. Wide Open Bar Grill and
Racing 309-743-0780.
Sun.
17 Iowa ABATE District 15 members meeting and officer
nominations, 1:30pm
at the Rusty Nail Davenport, IA.
www.abateiowa.org/districts/d15/
17 Iowa ABATE District 21 members meeting 1pm,
www.abateiowa.org/districts/d
21
17 Black Hawk ABATE Bears For
Buddies Ride.
www.abate-il.org/blackhawk
17 Sauk Trail HOG Chapter 1034 members Brunch Ride.
Meet 9am at
Reiman's Harley-Davidson 623 North
Main Kewanee, IL.
www.reimanshd.com
17 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members Brunch Ride
to
Preston, IA. Leave the Flying J in Davenport, IA at 8:30am.
17 Party on the Patio at Blueport Junction. Live
music by the Boot Hill Band
outside 4-8pm. 6605
West River Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
Mom.
18 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members Ride To The Wall Escort.
Escort National Veterans Awareness Ride
from Cheyenne Camping Center in
Walcott, IA to Memorial Cemetery in
Davenport, IA. Group ride leaves
Wiebler's Harley-Davidson at 4:30pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
Tues.
19 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H'. Meet at Culver's
in Moline at 6:30pm.
All Riders are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
19 GWRRA Illinois Chapter H2 members coffee, 6:30pm at the
Milk House in
Viola, IL.
www.ilh2.org
19 Two Wheel Tuesday 6-10pm at Desperados Bar & Grill in
Wheatland, IA.
Food Baskets, Buckets of Beer, Bike Contest
at 7:30pm and Featuring G-Spot
Entertainment.
19 Tuesday Night Bike Night at Hollars Bar & Grill, 4050
27th Street Moline, IL.
309-277-9028. $4.50 pitchers, .99cent
Tacos and a chance to win a 'VIP'
Pass to Sturgis on the River June 17th -
20th.
19 Bike Night at the Wide Open Bar, Grill and Racing!
Food and Drink specials
and Rock at the mic. Sign up for a
different Grand Prize to be awarded the last
Tuesday of each month. Wide Open Bar,
Grill and Racing 425 15th Street,
(Downtown) Moline, IL. 309-743-0780
Wed.
20 Heartland HOG Chapter #1355 members meeting 6pm at the
Outpost Bar &
Grill Route 84 Fulton, IL.
www.clintonharleydavidson.com
20 Bike Night at Blueport Junction 6:30-8:30pm with 97X
and Beth Davis live
remote. 6605 West River
Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
20 Wednesday Bike Night at Lady Di's Parkview Inn.
$2.00 Domestic Beer and
$2.50 Sandwich Baskets from 5-8pm. 18117
270th Street Parkview, IA
563-285-6770.
20 Jammers Roadhouse Wednesday Nights with
Tracy & Looney Linda, 6-9pm.
Enter to WIN a Custom
Paint Job worth $1700 from Big River Customs and
Artist, Vicki
Racer from Port Byron, IL. Also weekly prizes of a
FREE Tattoo
and Miller Lite & Jack Daniels products.
$2.00 Miller Specials
Jammerz Roadhouse, Route 2 & 92 3729 248th Street North
Hillsdale, IL.
309-523-3940
www.jammerzroadhouse.com
Thurs.
21 Ducky's Lagoon "The Original Bike Night"
Hwy 92 West of Andalusia, IL.
www.duckyslagoon.com
21 Dinner Ride to Ducky's Lagoon. Leave 5:30pm from Brenny's
Motorcycle
Clinic 4426 State Street Bettendorf, IA to
Brenny's Cycle Works 1801 37th
Avenue East Moline, IL. Take a scenic
ride to Ducky's Lagoon for dinner and
music! All Bikes welcome. Ride
weather permitting.
For info call 563-359-7222 or
309-796-1664. www.brennys.com
www.brennyscycleworkssuzuki.com
www.duckyslagoon.com
21 Chopper's Bar & Grill 'Bike Night' 7-9pm, $2.00 Bud
products and Live
remote with 104.9. 17228 RT 5 & 92
East Moline, IL 309-496-1070.
21 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members meeting.
Eat at 6pm meet at 7pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
21 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members Dinner Ride to Ducky's
Lagoon.
Leave Wieblers HD at 6pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
21 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members
MAD Event!
21 Wide Open Bar, Grill and Racing "Ride To Somewhere"!
Ride leaves at 6pm.
from the Wide Open Bar, Grill and
Racing 425 15th Street, (Downtown)
Moline, IL. 309-743-0780
Fri.
22 Happy Birthday to Heartland HOG member Mark Forney!
22 Bike Night at Poopy's. Live entertainment and free tent
camping.
Route 84 Savanna, IL.
www.poopys.com
22-24 Central Illinois ABATE members 29th Annual Ride-In
Reunion and
Campout!
www.centralilabate.org
22-24 Springfield Amateur TT, NationalTT & Mile. For info:
888-468-1622.
22-25 The Iron Horse Social Club Presents the
2009 HORSE RALLY!
Jimmie Van Zant, Mud Bog, Motorcycle Grass
Drags, Ultimate Fighting,
Wet T-Shirt Contest and Music All Weekend
Long!
On the Bluffs over looking the Mississippi
River in Sabula, Iowa.
www.thehorserally.com/
www.ironhorsesocialclub.com/
Sat.
23 Wine In Bloom Open House, 11am-6pm. Celebrate Spring
in the vineyard
with live entertainment, winery and
vineyard tours, and wine tasting.
$5/tasting fee. Massbach Ridge Winery
8837 Massbach Road Elizabeth, IL.
815-291-6700.
www.massbachridge.com/
It's a great ride to this winery!
23 Wiebler's Harley-Davidson "Ride With Us" Ride.
All Riders are welcome!
www.wieblers.com
23 Poker Run for Madi Ramirez. Sign in 10am-noon at Overtime
Sports Pub
3700 Belmont Road Bettendorf, IA.
Last out 1pm last in by 5pm.
Route includes: Jammerz, Blueport Jct.
Rumors, Ducky's and the Rusty Nail.
Music by House Arrest 5-8:30pm.
23 Clinton Harley-Davidson DEMO DAYS. Test Ride the 2009
models you've
been admiring! You'll need to wear a
helmet, appropriate riding attire and have
a valid motorcycle license. Rides are
WEATHER permitting!
www.clintonharleydavidson.com
23-25 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members
overnighter to
Loess Hills.
Sun.
24 Heartland HOG Chapter #1355 members "Treasure Hunt Ride" leaving from
the Qwik Star North at 10am.
www.clintonharleydavidson.com
24 Party on the Patio at Blueport Junction. Live
Bands outside 4-8pm.
6605 West River Drive Davenport, IA.
563-326-3251.
24 MIXTECAS MC Memorial Day Poker Run and Blessing of the
Bikes,
12:30pm at VFW Post 8890, 1st Street East
Moline, IL. $125 First Place
with cash for second and third.
Tacos, Drinks and Raffle following Run.
Mon.
25 GWRRA Illinois Chapter H2 Memorial Day Parade in Galesburg, IL.
www.ilh2.org
Tues.
26 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H'. Meet at Culver's
in Moline at 6:30pm.
All Riders are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
26 CMA Quad-City Victory Riders meeting 6:30pm at Happy Joe's in
Coal Valley, IL. for info call Bob
Hartley at 309-764-1661,
or Bob James at 309-944-5789.
26 GWTA River City Riders Chapter 'H'. Meet at Culver's
in Moline at 6:30pm.
All Riders are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rivercityriders/
26 Two Wheel Tuesday 6-10pm at Desperados Bar & Grill in
Wheatland, IA.
Food Baskets, Buckets of Beer, Bike Contest
at 7:30pm and Featuring
G-Spot Entertainment.
26 Tuesday Night Bike Night at Hollars Bar & Grill, 4050
27th Street Moline, IL.
309-277-9028. $4.50 pitchers, .99cent
Tacos and a chance to win a 'VIP'
Pass to Sturgis on the River June 17th -
20th.
26 Two Wheel Tuesday at Wide Open Bar, Grill and Racing! Food and
Drink
specials, and Rock at the mic. Sign up for a
different Grand Prize to be
awarded the last Tuesday of each month. Wide Open Bar,
Grill and Racing
425 15th Street, (Downtown) Moline, IL. 309-743-0780
Wed.
27 Bike Night at Blueport Junction 6:30-8:30pm with 97X
and Beth Davis live
remote. 6605 West River
Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
27 Wednesday Bike Night at Lady Di's Parkview Inn.
$2.00 Domestic Beer and
$2.50 Sandwich Baskets from 5-8pm. 18117
270th Street Parkview, IA
563-285-6770.
27 Jammers Roadhouse Wednesday Nights with
Tracy & Looney Linda, 6-9pm.
Enter to WIN a Custom
Paint Job worth $1700 from Big River Customs and
Artist, Vicki
Racer from Port Byron, IL. Also weekly prizes of a
FREE Tattoo
and Miller Lite & Jack Daniels products.
$2.00 Miller Specials
Jammerz Roadhouse, Route 2 & 92 3729 248th Street North
Hillsdale, IL.
309-523-3940
www.jammerzroadhouse.com
Thurs.
28 River Riders Chapter of Women on Wheels members meeting.
For more ride information, please contact
the River Riders.
link
28 Ducky's Lagoon "The Original Bike Night"
Hwy 92 West of Andalusia, IL.
www.duckyslagoon.com
28 Dinner Ride to Ducky's Lagoon. Leave 5:30pm from Brenny's
Motorcycle
Clinic 4426 State Street Bettendorf, IA to
Brenny's Cycle Works 1801 37th
Avenue East Moline, IL. Take a scenic
ride to Ducky's Lagoon for dinner and
music! All Bikes welcome. Ride
weather permitting.
For info call 563-359-7222 or
309-796-1664. www.brennys.com
www.brennyscycleworkssuzuki.com
www.duckyslagoon.com
28 Chopper's Bar & Grill 'Bike Night' 7-9pm, $2.00 Bud
products and Live
remote with 104.9. 17228 RT 5 & 92
East Moline, IL 309-496-1070.
28 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members meeting.
Eat at 6pm meet at 7pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
28 Illowa HOG Chapter 1348 members Dinner Ride.
Leave Wieblers HD at 6pm.
http://www.perlgrammers.com/illowahog
28 Wide Open Bar, Grill and Racing "Ride To Somewhere"! Ride
leaves at 6pm.
from the Wide Open Bar, Grill and
Racing 425 15th Street, (Downtown)
Moline, IL. 309-743-0780
Fri.
29 Last Friday Kruise-Night, 6pm-? King Plaza Ave.Of The
Cities Moline,
IL. Next to but not in Sonic,
Door Prizes FREE no charge to enter.
29 Gold Wing Road Riders Association Chapter 'O' members Ice Cream
Ride to
Muscatine DQ. Meet at West Lake Park,
leave at 6pm.
29 Bike Night at Poopy's. Live entertainment and
free tent camping.
Route 84 Savanna, IL.
www.poopys.com
Sat.
30 2nd Annual Children of Fallen Soldiers Benefit Run. All
Riders welcome,
Registration 10:30-noon at the Main Event,
State Street Bettendorf, IA.
$10.00 per player, last in by 5:30pm at the
American Legion Post 569 in Milan,
IL. Sponsored by the American Legion
Riders Bettendorf Chapter 154
563-529-4922. Thanks Rob.
flyer
Sun.
31 Party on the Patio at Blueport Junction. Live Bands outside 4-8pm.
6605
West River Drive Davenport, IA. 563-326-3251.
31 Happy Birthday to GWRRA Chapter 'O' member Harold Stone!
| FUNNIES:
...so
I booked into a hotel and said to the blond receptionist,
"I hope the porn channel in my
room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
Thanks SR
A teacher was reading the story of the
Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to
the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building
materials for
his home.
She read, 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full
of straw
and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my
house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man
said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think
the man
would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room. Thanks Pam!
By columnist Dave Berry.
Ed Lacy reports that he saw a sign in a
men's room of an Office Depot that
said: "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH YOUR
HANDS."
(Ed writes: "I waited 15 minutes for
someone to wash my hands.")
|
|
